How Greg Lost His 13th Love

by Jeff Kolter

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Song by the band Rabid Monks
Off of the album 'The Battle Ensues'
Recorded in Bennington, VT in 2004

lyrics

Lyrics:

Janine, sit down, we really need to talk.
I had an interesting night, I wanna tell you about it.
I seemed to have this dream, just can't shake what it means.
Let me tell you about the strange things I have seen;

It began... I was climbing out of bed.
I looked at my alarm clock, it was quarter-after 10 PM.
A light danced across my eyes.
I saw what it was, seemed to come from the sky.

"Now hold on."
I said.
"What do ya think you're doing getting me outta bed?"
But when I got a closer look I realized
it was something sent from outer space.

It was a mystifying sight I saw that night.

And next thing I knew a beam was bringing me inside.
I got strapped to a table by green men with big eyes.
They performed many tests to see how I'd rate.
Then the time came to observe the ways that we mate.

"Now hold on. What do you want me to do?
There's no way I'm gonna do that in front of all of you."
But then I saw her...
Those green lips and great thighs.
She weighed 40 pounds and had softball-sized eyes.

Her name was Morilla! I knew I was in love.
But then I woke from my dream, didn't sleep long enough!
But then I saw it! I scar left upon my chest...
Did I really conjure up this whole horrid mess?

Well, Greg screwed up this time, just like all the times before.
Janine slapped him in the head and booted him out the door.
Greg fell into a state of depression and slept for a month,
while dreaming of Morilla... Yes. It was Morilla.

Cuz that is love!
(Greg didn't know how to talk, he never could keep a girl)
Alien love!
(Greg didn't know when to stop and was the center of his world)
It's love!!!
(Greg didn't know how to talk, he never could keep a girl.
Greg didn't know when to stop and was the center of his world)

credits

released May 19, 2017
Rabid Monks are:

Alex Lee-Clark - Guitar, Lead Vocals
Jeff Kolter - Bass, Back-up Vocals
Ryan McVeigh - Drums

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Jeff Kolter Keene, New Hampshire

This is a collection of experiments and songs I've created over the past several years. Each song is arbitrarily partnered with an illustration I've drawn so I can push upon the listener as much of my media as I can muster. Give me feedback. Download for free. Stream forever. Enjoy! ... more

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